Rick - "What the hell did you do, Morty? Why are the ride vehicles changing direction?"
Morty - "I didn't do anything, Rick. Haven't you noticed that this always just happens?"
Rick - "That's *bleep.* It's quantifiably impossible that something would just 'go wrong' on every single attraction at a theme park."
Morty - "Well, obviously your 'quantifiable impossibility' keeps happening."
Rick - "This is all Jerry's fault."
Jerry (getting run over by another ride vehicle) - "Can you stop casting blame and save me? Someone?"
Summer - "I'm so over this. I'm going to the pool."