Despite all your warnings, I did get a Season Pass for Hayride this year. I haven't gone in many, many years. It's also not too far away from me, so visiting more than once isn't much of a hassle for me. I am a fan of Janelle Monae, the new Seance experience seems like it could be fun, and if nothing else, I'm all for riding the skeleton carousel. And at Midsummer (where I heard all the new offerings for 2024), the mention Trick or Treat is bringing back the doorbells--something I never got to experience the first time around.
Don't get me wrong, I will be going in with very, very low expectations. It'll also give us something to do when we're blocked from FFP at HHN. Although I will already concede the fact they haven't even updated their own website with the 2024 attractions info with just over a month to opening does not bode well.