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Dec 16, 2015
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Surrey, England
This summer Disney Cruise Line has been running UK "Staycation" cruises. These leave one of four UK ports (London Tilbury, Southampton, Liverpool and Newcastle), go out to sea for either 2, 3 or 4 nights then return to the same port.

Seeing COVID-19 cancelled our April 2020 Florida trip we thought we'd get our dose of Disney Magic (literally) this way. This would be our first ever cruise experience. We thought these staycations ideal as they seemed like a "try your first cruise" test run; return to the same port, not too long, and not *that* expensive compared to the usual Europe sailings of the Disney Magic. In normal times, typically you're looking at minimum of 5 nights and you might leave from the UK but end up in Sweden, Norway or The Netherlands and have to work out how you're going to get home.

We picked a 2 night cruise from Southampton in a Deluxe Oceanview cabin (category 09A) on deck 7. This cost us £1555.71 (approx $2120) for the cruise and we paid £40 for car parking at the terminal. Mandatory gratuities of $81 were added and we paid extra for 1 "dole whip" (more later) and 1 glass of wine. I also slightly increased the tips for the staff.

Day 1

We were assigned a boarding time of 2pm. We parked up about 1:50pm and were instructed to drop our bags outside the terminal and head in for COVID testing. People with later boarding times were queued in the car park. The terminal was pretty new but basic.

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After the quick bag drop off to the right we entered our first queue for COVID screening. There was a mandatory health questionnaire before arrival to fill in but the Disney website was broken (missing JavaScript library on the page) so everybody was having to do this in the terminal. There were a huge number of staff involved in the boarding process and it was very efficient.
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Once called in to the Test Centre we were all given a lateral flow test to complete (10 swirls up each nostril) which is much easier on the kiddos. All over 18's have to provide vaccination status at this point too and under 18's needed to have taken a PCR test within the past 5 days as well (extra £70 for a private PCR test). Then we were escorted to a waiting area and were emailed our results within 10 minutes. Being all clear we were free to board the ship. COVID rules were 99% being adhered to on the ship which meant mask wearing inside in public areas for all over 11s.

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Around 8 families at a time were welcomed with a hearty round of applause followed by a short song and dance by Captain Mickey and Captain Minnie.
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Our room wouldn't be ready until 3:30pm so we made a short trip to Cabana's, the non-buffet buffet restaurant for a snack.
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All the food was behind glass and you asked a server for items, but you could have as much as you wanted.

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Drinks again were roped off and you had to be served. To be honest, this felt a bit like covid-theatre and was the thing we encountered the most queuing for the entire trip. Having Minute Maid Lemonade and Orange Juice was amazing though! Outside of Cabana's opening hours there was a single drinks station on deck 9 that felt like the entire ship converged on at certain points. Whether it's more covid-safe to serve yourself quickly or wait in a long queue with people whilst being served is debatable.

Our room was then ready so we went to get ready to check out the pool. The room was clean and well maintained with two bed sections separated by a curtain and a combo of "sink + toilet" and "sink + bathtub/shower".
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It was a typical British summer day, so overcast and 20c / 68f. This would turn out to be the warmer of the 2 days so we made the right call to swim on day 1.

Upon arrive on deck 9 the splash zone was out of action. Someone had vomited in it which required a 3 hour clean / flush of the system. So we headed to the main pool. This had a queuing system and time limit of 10 minutes before you were kicked out for the next group. Luckily it was heated. We then tried the main water slide and I braved my first trap door slide, the Aquadunk. If you're unsure of trying one give this a go as it's probably the smallest one you'll ever try. Still scary but what a rush. Would definitely do this one again and any similar curvy ones but not the straight down ones. Upon the floor disappearing my legs automatically spread eagle. Which was fun.
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The main slide. Surprisingly long and fun.
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Characters were everywhere
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The Aquadunk. Zero queue the entire cruise.
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The adults-only pool and bar area.

Your pick one of two dining times on the Navigator app when booking. We had the early slot and it was almost time for dinner.

DCL runs a rotation of it's 3 main restaurants but because we had a 2 night cruise were were only going to get to eat dinner in two of them; Rapunzel's Royal Table and Lumiere's. We were assigned breakfast on the last day in Animators Palette but the "show" doesn't get performed.

Throughout the cruise characters appeared everywhere in what they called "Meet & Wave"; as in you queued up and could talk to and wave at the characters from a distance.
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Rapunzel's Royal Table featured short interludes mostly of everyone going "clap clap stomp stomp quack quack".
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Bread service with mustard dip.

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Green Asparagus and Broccoli Soup

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Captain of the Guards Roasted Prime Rib of Beef

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Flynn Rider Platter (Pork Loin, Pork Belly, Bockwurst, Cabbage, Fried Potato Dumpling)

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Braided Apple Strudel


The wait staff were all wonderful. The food itself was very tasty although had American levels of salt. Our main complaint the entire cruise is that all the food was never much more than tepid. It made 9/10 meals more like 6/10 because everything felt like it should have been 10c warmer. Even the custard with the strudel was almost cold (blasphemy). I don't know if this is a common cruise issue, a Disney cruise issue, or just bad luck on our part. Mask wearing in restaurants was following the UK rules of "once sat down you can take it off" even though the DCL guidelines followed the US version of active eating/drinking.

Following our dinner the Frozen sail away deck party was due to start. This was a fun romp through the original films soundtrack and the kids loved it and the fake (bubble) snow.
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The evening was finished off by the Broadway style show (no photos) where a girl was dreaming about Disney characters. It was fun but our daughter was wiped by the time it started (8:45pm is late for the young ones) and she/we didn't make the end. This was the only time I saw a few people (one family group) not wearing their masks when they were meant to.

The first night I can imagine is always an adjustment but our cabin decided it was going to make a Hannibal "ff-ff-ff-ff" kind of noise every 5 or so seconds. I assumed from the engine vibrations but we couldn't locate the source of the noise. It was a very restless night. We didn't formally complain but mentioned in passing to the room attendant (they're all very chatty) and later had a message from guest services who were very apologetic and sent a carpenter and a bottle of wine the following day. The second night it was either lesser or we were so knackered we didn't notice it.

Day 2 will be coming tomorrow because I've run out of images allowed in the posts and it's late.
 
Day 2

Our "full day" started with breakfast in Cabana's. You can chose to eat at Lumiere's or Rapunzel's if you so wish for a non-buffet experience but I came here for Mickey waffles and that's what I was getting.
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French Toast slice, Bacon (not American style), Hash Brown (not American style), and Mickey Waffle. The syrup was weird and tasted artificially smoked.

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It was a bit of a Marvel themed morning. We headed over to the Walt Disney theatre for a Mickey + Minnie "Meet & Wave" in Captain America and Spider-gwen (?) themed outfits.

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Thor and Carol were out in the atrium.

The rest of the morning was taken up by a general Disney trivia quiz followed by a light lunch on the top deck of the rather tasty chicken shawarma/donner. Then the kiddo was packed off to the kids club for 2.5 hours. This was the only thing we reserved in the app ahead of time. They give them all a magic band to track them whilst away from their parents which you're then charged $15 if you don't return it at the end of the cruise.

Whilst on our now kid-less travels headed up to the top deck and saw some dolphins swimming beside the ship. Not something I knew that lived in the English Channel.

We noticed a stall on the top deck advertising "Dole Whip". We had to give this a go as DW is a favourite. We were charged $6.50 for this
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Now correct me if I'm wrong, but this isn't Dole Whip. It's a Pineapple Slushy. The wife used some top drawer ingenuity though and got the free vanilla ice-cream from next door and we mixed the two together to give us an almost the same experience.

Following a monstrous bout of brain freeze we headed off for another round of trivia, this time Disney Parks based. 14/20 which wasn't bad seeing a good number of the questions were along the lines of "how many lightbulbs are in {x}". 17/20 was the winner though, still a top 10 performance.


Dinner that night was in Lumiere's. A very lightly B&tB themed restaurant with a live pianist. This time the windows weren't blacked out so we could see the sea whilst dining which was nice.
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Prawn & Lobster Salad

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Fried Brie. The fruit punch was excellent and shout-out to our assistant server for making it both nights once she knew I wasn't allowed to drink (meds).

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Filet Steak with béarnaise sauce and potatoes two-ways.

Our daughter was practically falling asleep at the dinner table so after a very rushed dessert (no photos) we headed back to the room to settle in early. This meant missing the second theatre show which was another Rapunzel musical.


Day 3
On the final day you are assigned breakfast at a certain time and then you disembark immediately from this. This is in the restaurant you haven't eaten in yet, so for us Animators Palette. Our seating time was 7:20am which to be honest, was a tad early to deal with alongside a knackered young child. So much so we left our swimming costumes behind in the rush.
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Breakfast was served alongside your choice of pastries. I chose a plate of 3 different pancakes and a waffle. It was the harder, extra sweet, Belgian style waffle though which I'm not a fan of.

Soon after finishing we disembarked and quickly walked through the terminal back to our waiting car.

Overall Thoughts
Was it perfect? No. Did we have a great time? YES! Did it solve our itch to try a simple cruise to see if we liked it? Definitely. Would we cruise again? Sure. Maybe not an entirely ocean based one, but definitely open to it again once our daughter is old enough to appreciate some port calls. Was it value for money? It was a lot of money for not even 2 full days but the amount of staff involved, the things to do and level of service I think made it worth it (just about).

Our route ended up taking us around the Isle of Wight, then along the English Channel to Plymouth before doing a few laps of the English Riviera and then returning to Southampton overnight. We docked close enough to Plymouth to get a 4G signal but the rest of the time you will be data less and the internet packages on board are EXPENSIVE, so be prepared to be cut off.

If you're in the UK and could get a good offer on any of the remaining ones I'd recommend the 2 or 3 night versions. I think the 4 night might be a bit too long unless you're going to drink a lot or get perfect weather (unlikely).
 
Thanks for posting this. Being in the same boat as you (no pun intended), from the UK, not having cruised before and wanting to scratch that Disney itch I too have considered this option and is good to get a detailed review of the experience. We've (I've) been debating whether to go for this or to do Disneyland Paris, our little one is only 1 so we're in no rush to jump across the Atlantic for WDW/Universal just yet but sounds like these options might fill that gap.
 
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Thanks for posting this. Being in the same boat as you (no pun intended), from the UK, not having cruised before and wanting to scratch that Disney itch I too have considered this option and is good to get a detailed review of the experience. We've (I've) been debating whether to go for this or to do Disneyland Paris, our little one is only 1 so we're in no rush to jump across the Atlantic for WDW/Universal just yet but sounds like these options might fill that gap.

I think for that age, just be aware that the evening shows don't start until gone 7:30pm and the nursery is currently closed at this time. The regular kids clubs that are open are ages 3+. You could probably still have a good time with the food, the splash pad, the characters and the cinema, etc but might not get the full experience :)
 
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