Y’all are missing out on the best idea to replace Springfield: New Mexico from Breaking Bad. Just have a row of shops themed to the Hot Dog shack from season one, Los Apollo’s Hernando’s, Taco Sal’s, and replace the donut stand with an RV that sells candy themed to the blue crystal meth with green smoke coming out of it. Call it Captain Kook’s. Oh, and have a gift shop themed to Saul’s office.
Not a chance in hades that would happen, but I think it would be a great replacement for Springfield and possibly the best theme park land ever.
EDIT TO ADD: EVEN BETTER! Retheme Duff’s to Hank’s Ales! BOOM! I just made you a LOT of money Uni!