Universal: Here at Universal Orlando, we want to immerse the guests into the lands they love and always desire to visit. For instance, in Summer 2013, we are going to welcome guests into the world of the Simpsons. Here, guests can visit everyone's favorite pub, Moe's Tavern. While there, guests can enjoy a Flaming Moe. If our guests are hungry, they can visit any one of the dining options available to the residents of Springfield. In 2014, we will also bring to life Diagon Alley from the hugely successful Harry Potter series of books and movies. Guests will be welcomed into Gringotts for a wild ride through the vaults of the wizarding world. Muggles will also be welcomed into Leaky Cauldron for lunch and dinner. Stop by a second Olivander's Wand Shop and a wand just may choose you.
Disney: Here at Disney we pride ourselves in creating magic. Today, we want to announce we are creating a most magical experience for you, our guests. First, we are adding a new attraction to Animal Kingdom called Duck and Cover. This will be an interactive queue experience at A Bug's Life. Guests will be able to duck and cover and avoid falling branches from Tree of Life. At Epcot, well, we have nothing but benches being added to World Showcase lagoon. At DHS, yea, still nothing. And at Magic Kingdom, BATHROOMS!!!! Did we mention these bathrooms are most magical because they are designed to Tangled. Just don't drink the water from the sink, or toilets. The water will be reclaimed. But yes, it is safe to wash your hands in then touch food. Oh, and to make this even more magical, we are raising prices!!!!!