So I didn't want to create a thread or anything for something this personal, and it's hardly anything to spur on a riot of any sorts, but after an arms race of waiting for either Universal or Disney to respond, I finally landed a job in the Magic Kingdom!
The main reason why I'm posting this here is because I'll be working quick service food outside in the area dubbed "East" (essentially the food carts of Fantasyland, Storybook Circus, and Tomorrowland), and I figured that I'll now be able to acquire updates for our community. Granted, my camera isn't a DSLR, but I'll be able to get some good shots with my little 14x zoom P&S. Obviously I'll only be getting updates as a guest in guest-accessible areas, just as everyone else, though at least I can hope to contribute to our WDW update armada!