Haha - good stuff!
i love the Mummy queue as well. My favorite is the thing you touch to make an air cannon go off way up in the line. i love scaring people with that, and waving to the camera when i'm at that point.
i have never actually had to wait at Jurassic. Ever. Seems like it could be switchback hell, but surely the screens tell a good story?
And lmao about Soarin'. i'll listen to those HRRR idiots over and over before standing in that barren hall any day.