Thanks to a significant theater discount, I went to see the Rise of Skywalker. People criticized me for hating on a movie I read the leaks/spoilers for, not caring to see it. With all of the good reviews people were giving me, I decided to go in with an open mind and low expectations. When people told me to give it a chance and it’s not as bad as I think it would be, they were right! It’s just that the movie was WORSE than I ever imagined it would be.
Freakin’ yikes man. They had no explanation for the emperor returning, I had no idea what was going on or if there was any coherent plot for the first 30 min, Rey was WAY more OP than the spoilers made her out to be, RIDICULOUS plot holes (How did the emperor build a huge fleet with so little resources? How in the world did the emperor’s body and at least a quarter of the Death Star was in tact when clearly the entire thing was blown to bits in ROTJ?), too much lazy fan service and nostalgia (We threw Anakin’s voice in there! Rey is facing the suns on Luke’s moisture farm! Look! The Death Star!), and they clearly replied off of Endgame with how Rey killed Palpatine with the “I am all the a Jedi!” line and how all of the ships appeared to save the day.
The only good I can say about this movie was Kylo’s story arc. That was the only small saving grace of the movie or even the entire trilogy. Other than that...serious question to those of you who liked it: WHY!? Why did you like this? What good did you see in this movie? I seriously fear for the future of cinema and good storytelling if all of you think this was a great movie. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised when something as bland and unoriginal like the Lion King remake makes over a billion.
Oh, and the movie should be called Rise of Palpatine. Palpatine did EXACTLY what Rey wanted her to do to him. Who’s to say that after she’s squatted all of Luke’s property, after the final shot where she looks off into the sunset, her eyes turn yellow as soon as the camera looks away as Palpatine lives on in her?
ROS was bar-none the WORST Star Wars movie, period. I will never complain about Attack of the Clones or the Phantom Menace, ever again. Even the Clone Wars pilot movie was better than this nuclear train wreck. The Disney Star Wars trilogy is NOT canon. I have spoken.