Had a script like a CW show, no one talks or acts like people. Instead it's written based on how a scriptwriter imagines teenagers talk. I get the idea that this movie is meta or whatever, it just feels like it despises itself for existing. Constantly dumping on the tropes of the Reboot-remake formula (which had already reached satire level on it's very first run-through with Jurassic World in 2015, 7 years ago.) while also making no real strides to change up the formula or subvert it at all. Always referring to older material or other horror properties, it felt like Ready Player One at points, which I also did not like whatsoever. Major plot points with major ramifications occur pretty much because "This trope needs to happen pretty soon" with no real other reasons and ignoring everything we know about the characters up to this point, but then they expect you to take it at all seriously and respect their decision afterward. The slashing is very beginner gory, there are only a few moments that really stick out as interesting to me which would be fine if it was meant as a "Baby's first Slasher" type flick, but it very clearly wants you to be a prior fan of horror with how much it references the genre.
The original Scream changed the landscape of horror, and the genre has been so thoroughly seeped with the influence of that original meta-commentary that they could've been given a shot to really invert some expectations and make a crazy inventive romp based on what horror is now in the 2020's, post-Scream franchise. Instead it felt like three decade old satire regurgitated without the heart or care of the original mostly for memberberries sake, instead deciding that throwing in lines referencing Hereditary or Jordan Peele and including buzzwords like "fandom" or "Requel" into the script counted on the same caliber as the original. Which in some of the final scenes the movie does a one-eighty on the self-hate thing and compares itself to repeatedly. When it comes to faithfully bringing back old franchises, No Way Home this is not.
Geez GA-MBIT, tell us how you really feel! Sorry, didn't enjoy this one at all. Just watch Scream 1 and The Force Awakens back to back and you'll get the same experience, just better. :toast: