Really late to the party on this one, but I rode Kong for my first time on Thursday. I tried to ride Wednesday but the blasted thing kept breaking down. It was more unreliable than a female prom date or the Dippin Dots guy that day. Yeesh.
Like I mentioned in the Fallon thread, Universal Syndrome. Better queue than the ride. The queue was really nice. Loved the period-adventure feel to it. I got a strong Indy vibe in there. I totally forgot about the scareactor in there and he gave me a good jump! Loved it! The scene with the animatronic was neat, but I felt like it could’ve easily been on the ride instead. Oh well. To each his own.
The ride starts off well. The build up going into the gates was exciting as well as going into the cave. This was the coolest part of the ride aside from the Kong AA. After that, the ride goes downhill. It becomes screenapolooza. The action is mostly passive as it’s just looking at a screen. It doesn’t help that the screens are surrounded by plain walls that make the Ride feel more bare than an HHN Hollywood house. The 360 room was so similar to the Hollywood Ride I’m so used to, I thought for a second I was on the tram tour.
Overall, the ride was boring with a couple of nice practical scenes and a flashy queue. It reeks of budget cuts and not being scary enough. This ride was one giant missed oppurtnity lacking some potentially awesome practical and frightening moments. First off, what’s the point of hyping the ride as something frightening in the queue line if you’re going to chicken out and make it not as intense? Kate should’ve died in the ride. If they wanted to be more bold, they should’ve had the claw raise her out of view of the screen, play a “crunch” sound effect and spray blood on the riders. That would’ve added an nice “oh crap, we’re screwed” feel to the ride. Also, wouldn’t it be awesome if the driver gets eaten during the ride? That ties into my next complaint.
This ride really needs more practical. They could’ve done the “taking the driver” effect with some Kuka arms or something, do AA bugs and Dinos, have the Kong AA do something to our vehicle, have the roof shake when the bats come out....any of those would’ve been cool. It’s so disappointing how this ride could’ve been awesome but then decided, “it’s good enough.” Well, that’s a shame. Okay Ride, not super impressed.