I have some small stories to share from my weekend at the park-
Story one: I encountered two different people smoking marijuana pipes at the park today. One guy walking over near Luigi's right in the middle of the crowd and one guy standing in line for Waterworld. I was incredibly frustrated by both of them as that is extremely rude and inconsiderate to the guests and CHILDREN who have to breathe that in while they're trying to enjoy the park. Several employees passed by both of them and said nothing, which is even more frustrating. I was showing some family the park for the first time since the early 90's, giving them a tour and history lesson and then there's not one, but two people blatantly smoking pot in the middle of a crowd while employees pass right by. What a great first impression!
Story two: I was standing in line for RotM about to board the ride. The people in front of me were boarding really slow, so I was patiently creeping forward behind them as they got on and all of a sudden the gate closes on me. I looked up at the employee who was on that side and she smiles at me. I thought it was an accident until I saw her do it to other people as they were boarding.
Story three: I ran into Doc a bunch of times this weekend (to the point where he was like "Oh, hello again!"). The last time I ran into him he asked us (my uncle, aunt and grandma) where we're from and half of us answered 'Brooklyn' and half of us answered 'San Diego.' Then we changed our answers around and he got all confused. My family migrated off and I told Doc 'We're all from Brooklyn, I have no idea what they're talking about!" and he said "Oh boy, now I'm even more confused!" Apparently we weren't sure wether he meant where we were FROM or where we live. Hahaha.
Story four: I convinced my grandma and aunt to ride Jurassic Park with me. They hate rides and refused to go on any; they just wanted to see the shows. After some persuasion to even consider it, I explained to them that Jurassic Park was a nice tranquil boat ride with cute animatronic dinosaurs and a small drop at the end. I mean, hey, that's pretty much true, right? Haha. So we're going through the ride and they're like "Oh, this is nice. Look at the dinosaur! Oh how cute!" until we get into the dark portion. We're going straight up into the darkness and they're shouting at me because now they've realized I exaggerated just a little bit. I made sure to tell them to hold onto their butts right before the drop.
(they ended up liking it in the end)
Edit: Oh, and my uncle asked me if Brenda was a member of the Whoville people and I couldn't stop laughing.