Nobody... literally nobody... is asking for this. The choice is not "build all thrill coasters, all the time" or "drop six new kid-centric dark rides into USF."
Nobody has been pounding that table for a less-screen-reliant dark ride filled with animatronics harder than me, and I've said repeatedly that I'll take one.
Why did Universal build SLOP in Hollywood?
If there's room (conceptually) for a ride like that to exist in a Universal park, there should be room at USF for something similar.
... SCREENZ.
*runs away*