If this does end up being a large resort complex, I'm hoping they keep a couple of the newer slides to reuse for the pool. That would be a massive selling point.
"Yes, it's away from the parks, but it has these three slides"
Do something that really sets it apart- and the cost would be minimal.
Additionally, I wouldn't be heartbroken if Universal entered a small timeshare game. I highly, highly doubt it- but I'd consider buying as long as it isn't insane DVC pricing.