Dude, I didnt get past page 198 yet, but your Dutch Sucks, big time...
dont use online translators because they translate each word literally, so now your stuff doesnt make sense, at all.
you probably said "all haill the dark lord" in English, and your hail got translated to "Hagel" which is the dutch wordt for hail formation, (the frozen little balls, you know, weathery stuff)
Anyway, let me get back to reading all the pages in between, meanwhile you might wanna get your Dutch up to par or stop doing it.