I went to HHN on Saturday night and I have to say that it was the best year that I have seen yet (My first year was 22). Here are my thoughts about the houses, zones, and shows. I know that they are different than a lot of the ones I have read on here, but I just call it as I see it. SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
Houses: From Weakest to Strongest
The Bad House:
9. Walking Dead - This was the only BAD house there this year. I have nothing against the series, and really have nothing against seeing it return again and again.... I just found this one to be... boring. It was the same thing with the same slow moving walkers again and again. The set was beautiful with a variety of locations from Terminus to the Church to the woods (again). I must have missed the legendary flooded scene...But seeing as how I walked slowly and looked everywhere, it must not have been that memorable to begin with. And the disco zombie thing at the end? I honestly wondered if I was being punked a bit.
The Meh House:
8. Insidious - I know, I know... Everyone else loved this house... This one was only meh for me. I did it twice and frankly the only word I can use to describe it was dark. I was scared more by the team members moving traffic along than the monsters, since I couldn't tell which was which. I found the scares to be predictable...A monster pops out of a closet... Didn't see that one coming. - sarcasm- Also, the demons seemed to run at me from a great distance away, which seemed to get rid of the scary factor by the time they reached me. Not a bad house, but I would have loved to have seen the detail the rest of you saw... but I would definitely not compare this one with Halloween. Not even in the same league.
The Good Houses:
7. Run - I wanted to love this house so much. It was like being in The Hunger Games or Running Man. I can't say I was scared in this house at all... But I thoroughly enjoyed myself. I loved the transitions from room to room, but the timing seemed REALLY off. Therefore, I sort of took it as this year's comedy house. Lumberjacks and geishas totally made the house for me and I would love to do it again, just to see what I missed.
6. Wonderland - I want to say that I normally hate 3D houses, but this one worked. It was trippy enough to be used in conjunction with Alice. The vortex tunnel was perfect and I loved the ending where the asylum really comes into play. The Queen of Hearts was spot on. The Mad Hatter scene however could have been a disaster. It was basically empty. The Mad Hatter would prance out onto the table and then go hide for 30 seconds, meaning if you entered the room at just the right time, you would never see the hatter…Which would be a major bummer. I also must have missed the Cheshire Cat, which is a shame, cause that could have been epic. All in all though, it is my favorite 3D house I’ve been in.
5. Purge - I was really skeptical going into this house, knowing the whole Scream debacle, but I was so happy with what I saw. There was so much energy in this house, and I really felt like I was being hunted. The videos at the beginning really set the mood and I loved the number of reasons to purge that were shown, from cheaters to revenge to wealth. The splatter scene on the bed is now a classic for me and I don’t even know how many times I was attacked by the purgers…Needless to say, I discovered I would probably not survive through purge night. If I had any criticism, it would be the opposite of insidious and make it a bit darker.
4. Freddy Vs. Jason- Let me say now, I am a big freddy fan, but didn’t really care for Jason in the movies. The elaborate sets made this house, but even more so, the bounce from scare to scare was perfect. Freddy would make you jump and stare one way, while Jason would get you from the other side. It helped sell the battle and create the idea of being surrounded. The screens seemed really out of place, though. I understand why they are there, since you can’t have a battle quite like that with live actors…I just didn’t find them scary. As for the finale, I was still expecting a battle or some kind with a victory. Having Freddy step out from behind a curtain with a Hockey mask in his hand seemed a bit anti-climatic. Still, solid, and quite popular house (the Express line was twice as long was the regular line)
The Great Houses:
3. American Werewolf in London - What more can I say. I love this house. I loved it the first time, and again the second time. The puppets were beautiful and fluid, but seemed to be off in timing. I’m guilty of holding up the line and standing in front of one just until it jumped out at me. J A HHN classic.
2. Body Collectors - I had a geek out moment in this one. What sets HHN apart from your neighborhood haunt isn’t the scares. (Someone jumping out at you is similar no matter where you are). It is the storyline and the set that sets HHN apart. This façade and the snow was so beautiful. The progression of the attack through Shadybrook was well thought out. I loved the medical room halfway through with all of the gentlemen watching from the audience. The cast was aggressive and I really felt like I went back in time. This was worth the cost of admission right here.
1. Monsters and Mayhem - I had high hopes and they were met and exceeded. It was long and detailed with the best scenes from many great houses. I loved the goldilocks scene and liked those bears as well as the werewolves from the next soundstage over. The forsaken tilted floor was wonderful and I loved seeing the caretaker in the maze. Gothic was so spectacular and the illusion worked perfectly. Nightengales and Dracula also stood out. My only question was “Where is Jack?” He was supposed to be in here 3 times… I saw plenty of random clowns, but no Jack… Still, I can’t imagine a better anniversary house.
Scare Zones - These ruled this year. They all were quite strong.
Scary Tales - The costumes were beautiful and the cast got into their parts. Everyone wanted selfies with them, but they remained in character without being rude, stopping just long enough for a fast pic before scaring again.
Shadybrook - What a fun zone. I laughed so much and they played right along with me. Can’t say I was scared, but I did have a blast (Quite literally with the gazeebo)
Evil’s Roots- Central park is always a win with its trees and lanterns. The characters were very stealthy in here, using gilly suits and pretending to be scare crows. It led to some great jump scares.
All Nite Die-In - I love how this changed over the course of the night. I loved the classic monsters at the beginning. Frankenstein really seemed to get into it, and his bride stalked me for quite some time, which was so scary. I wish that the movie screen wasn’t so dilapidated, so that I could have seen the movies, though. The newer monsters were cool too, but I liked the older ones much better.
Icons - It was such a nice walk down memory lane. I started coming when the icons weren’t around, so it was nice for me to get acquainted with them . Each of their murders was well done and fit the theme well, though the one usher had long blonde hair? I don’t remember that from the pictures of the original usher. And I want the rat lady’s job. Those rodents were so cute.
Chainsaw teams - Who doesn’t love chainsaws at HHN? With that being said, it seemed a bit overkill this year. After a while I just kept running into more hordes and thought…Not again. The one clown in the wheelchair was especially into it, so kudos to him.
Shows:
Carnage Returns - What a lovely, scary, creepy, and disgusting show. I loved it and was glad to see Jack somewhere in the event. This show just read Horror Nights to me. It is a can’t miss
Bill and Ted - Last year’s show was SO much better, but having Doc Brown show up saved the day and made this show ok. Without him, I would have been disappointed. Oh… and I loved the avatar jokes again.
I really enjoyed this year’s HHN. I go to at least 10 professional haunts a year, many rating among the best in the nation. These haunts are way shorter than those individually, but together they make one heck of a house. I hope Universal keeps with their icons, original content, and storytelling in the future. -Party on dudes!