Great news today, but I believe we should all pause now for a story of espionage and hijinks:
Goefour's Secret Quest
a children's story...
In the mid spring of 2011 Goefour Tortois (french origins me thinks) was in close contact with one of his secret yet conciliatory friends named Sanders H. Crane regarding rumors that were floating around about a certain project. In those early days Sanders was quite candid about secret things afoot and ongoing. Not a few times did Sanders have to cut Goefour short saying, "I am just about to fly out to a place of medieval origin; will call when I return".
Goefour knew what that flight and destination implied and did his best to inform his friends without revealing Sander's identity; Sanders would not be alone on the flight after all. Even then, Goefour knew he had to be careful to not betray confidences.
As the coming summer progressed, Goefour noted that Sanders had less and less to offer other than things were progressing yet there had been serious bumps; nothing was definite. Goefour was in contact with a few other secret friends throughout, yet only Sanders H. Crane had the top secret information that he so desired.
By September of 2011 Goefour became despondent that no new info was forthcoming from Mr. S. H. Crane. Indeed, some of Goefour's friends and acquaintances seemed to more information than he! Goefour finally wrote a simple note to Sanders and sent it 'air' mail. It read, "Hey, not hearing from you at all lately so I will leave you alone. May I ask if at all possible, could you please give me a heads up if and before the project is announced; 2-3 months notice?", yet no response. Not even Goefour's other secret friends were responsive except one that offered that she knew nothing.
Goefour became lost in the silence of it all. He told his friends of the silence that had fallen upon him from his secret contacts. Time went by slowly, September, October, November...
And then, just then, when Goefour Tortois was about to dig a hole and bury himself forever, he received a message from Sanders H. Crane. It read:
"HEADS UP!
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Goefour was beside himself with excitement and quickly wrote back asking, "Can I hint at this with my friends???"
Sander's response was a definite and resounding "NOOOOOOOO! For you only! Serious!". Goefour, desperate and out of control wrote back with, "Can I at least tell them that I know nothing?". Sanders got the joke and wrote back, "sure".
Goefour told his friends in the most dramatic way possible that, "I know nothING!" yet it fell on deaf ears and created a tiny riddle frenzy. He had attempted a reverse puzzle that did not work. Goefour's intent was that the character who said that famous line, always KNEW SOMETHING important!
The End
Addendum: Goefour attempted a similar puzzle in early spring of 2010 in which he said nothing and yet it worked to great effect. He continues to wonder what went wrong in November of 2011.