Clueless Guests Quotes

[MechaTeddy417]

Whenever I read these stupid guest quotes, I always imagine my 4th Grade teacher assistant (Who was a middle-aged, fat woman with a really annoying and grouchy voice) saying these quotes.

A pet peeve of mine... When tourists call Express "fastpass." It bugs the hell out of me.

That's not usually because their stupid, it's more of a word habit because "Fasspass" is a much more catchy name then "Universal Express". Hell even I accidently sometimes call it Fasspass. (Just sayin)

Not sure if someone already posted video but the very first second of the video is when a woman asks a very vague question to the skipper on Jaws.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40NKgEGz8V4

I can't hear what she's saying, could you requote that for me please?

 

[grizzlybarely]

Whenever I read these stupid guest quotes, I always imagine my 4th Grade teacher assistant (Who was a middle-aged, fat woman with a really annoying and grouchy voice) saying these quotes.


That's not usually because their stupid, it's more of a word habit because "Fasspass" is a much more catchy name then "Universal Express". Hell even I accidently sometimes call it Fasspass. (Just sayin)


I can't hear what she's saying, could you requote that for me please?

She asks "Are we going to get wet, for real?" Pretty funny. Good skipper.

 

[MechaTeddy417]

She asks "Are we going to get wet, for real?" Pretty funny. Good skipper.

Ah, thanks! I find it funny how that skipper goes kinda off-character saying what's going to happen on the ride.

 

[TSSD]

I heard this when I was at Uni in July.
Guest 1 (Pointing at HRRR): When did they put the Aerosmith coaster outside?

 

[StarTrekGeek]

I would hate to be on CITH with these girls...

[video=youtube;peR5Ro7TSyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peR5Ro7TSyM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Another thing that makes me laugh is the video statement they made:

meetali bindra & mallory mays&lauren overby are all on the ride cat and the hat & the meeanie weenie owner yelled at us.
this is quite funny

The "meanie weenie owner"?? ound:

 

[April]

There's quite a few squirrels that hang out around Horror Make-Up and some even run in.

I was standing outside the other day when a guest asked the greeter if the squirrel was real.

 

[JokerMan0925]

There's quite a few squirrels that hang out around Horror Make-Up and some even run in.

I was standing outside the other day when a guest asked the greeter if the squirrel was real.

Thats not just a stupid guest quote thats a stupid person quote!

 

[TSSD]

There's quite a few squirrels that hang out around Horror Make-Up and some even run in.

I was standing outside the other day when a guest asked the greeter if the squirrel was real.

Thats so stupid! Everyone knows they're stuffed animals with a toy car tied to the bottom!

 

[GrahamSHAZAM]

She asks "Are we going to get wet, for real?" Pretty funny. Good skipper.

I always heard it as "Is this ride for real?"

Either way, it's still stupid. haha!

 

[SweeneysGalMegz]

I forgot about this one, but we were almost going to be boarded on the Hulk when a woman asks me "Is this a roller coaster?" "..."

 

[Sideshow Mike]

I was at IOA on monday and a lady asked a TM if Spider-Man went upside down. The TM said no. I got stuck with her on the ride. After the ride ended, this is what she said: "That employee lied to me. This ride does go upside down. I'm gonna make a complaint." :bang:

 

[Octobers Fade]

There's quite a few squirrels that hang out around Horror Make-Up and some even run in.

I was standing outside the other day when a guest asked the greeter if the squirrel was real.

That was the best part of the Hauntcon tour (buffet was set up in front of the Make Up Show).... watching all the team members shewing the squirrels away from the dessert table.

 

[reilysclone]

Speaking of animal encounters, I've heard from various Disney cast members over the years that they've had guest scenarios like this:

(Ducks at a pond are walking around and begging guests for food)
Guest: "Excuse me, sir."
Cast Member: "How may I help you, ma'am?"
Guest: "Could you turn off the ducks please? They're annoying my children."
Cast Member: "Well ma'am, unfortunately we cannot help that. They're ducks, and they'll beg if they're hungry."
Guest: "Look, I know this is Disney, and I know those ducks aren't real, so TURN OFF THOSE DUCKS PLEASE."

 

[zbob1992]

Speaking of animal encounters, I've heard from various Disney cast members over the years that they've had guest scenarios like this:

(Ducks at a pond are walking around and begging guests for food)
Guest: "Excuse me, sir."
Cast Member: "How may I help you, ma'am?"
Guest: "Could you turn off the ducks please? They're annoying my children."
Cast Member: "Well ma'am, unfortunately we cannot help that. They're ducks, and they'll beg if they're hungry."
Guest: "Look, I know this is Disney, and I know those ducks aren't real, so TURN OFF THOSE DUCKS PLEASE."

I might have contributed to that guest's belief as one of my hobbies when I am at AK is to look at the monkeys and other animals and loudly comment to a friend how realistic the animatronics look.

 

[reilysclone]

Description: "The front greeter position at The Great Movie Ride can be a challenge."

[video=youtube;L16HHxiSPXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L16HHxiSPXA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Octobers Fade]

Sounds about right.

 

[TSSD]

Description: "The front greeter position at The Great Movie Ride can be a challenge."

[video=youtube;L16HHxiSPXA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L16HHxiSPXA&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Watching that video is even more of a challenge.

 

[mantaguy]

I would have ripped the female bear's head off at the 1 minute mark.

 

[Rock'nRoller]

I would have ripped the female bear's head off at the 1 minute mark.

Same here.

 

[Anthony]

A Guest asked a worker at a park, where the Restrooms are? the worker replied on the other side of the resturant on the left. Guest then says, How do i get there? Ok i can understand if your from out of town and you don't know the parks at all but come on its simple just start walking toward the resturant, go past it and look to the left. you can't miss it