Clueless Guests Quotes

[Dr. Emmett Brown]

Wow, forgot about this thread. So many dumb guests from this summer...so little time...

I'll start with this. I was at belt-check on Dinosaur (where we check the seatbelts). Mind you, the car moves from the load position to the seatbelt check. It's about 20 feet between the two stops.

Anyway, I start by saying "Alright guys, lemme see everybody pull on the yellow tab on their seat belts!"
Guest says, "Is this a ride?"
I say, "No sir, the car just moved 20 feet so that you can get off here and go watch a video."
Entire car/family laughs at this man. [HASHTAG]#winning[/HASHTAG]

-_________-

 

[ChristopherSE]

I just don't understand the mindset of tourists.

 

[KRAKENvsMANTA]

I remember when I was at Epcot a few months ago, I heard a guest, sounded French, ask a CM "Where is that Mission Spaceship Earth?" The CM replied by asking the guest did they mean Mission: Space or Spaceship Earth? The guest answers, "Yes, that one!" Which one? No one seemed to know, so the CM(with a puzzled look on his face) just pointed him to Spaceship Earth. I got a good chuckle at the time.

 

[Vyrus]

While at HHN on Saturday:

Starts raining, Bill and Ted starting in 2 minutes, and I'm running to get out of the rain.

My friends brother in law (who is annoying as heck) walking slow as heck, whistles at me and tell me to slow down.

I screamed back him "Seriously dude, if you want to get wet go ahead, I'm trying to get a seat and get out of the rain."

Not really a stupid comment, just an annoying moment of stupidity

 

[Tbad556]

HHN Opening Night:

- My group and I had just waited about 35 minutes to get in Holidays of Horror. Moments before walking into the house, another group behind us had just realized that they were not in the Express Pass line after all of that time. The Express Pass line had no wait. They were not happy.

 

[Vyrus]

Yea my friends had a problem with getting tickets printed at the front gate so they gave them a bunch of free express passes, we started getting into the regular line for HOH and noticed how long it was so we jumped the rope into express, used the express, since it was raining they couldn't use the machine to scan them, so we kept them, and were able to use them on another house

 

[MIAboy]

I asked this girl in my class if she knew when was the last day to go to Halloween Horror nights and she said in January o.0.......I knew that wasn't right. Then I asked her why would HHN be open in January and she said it's always open. I couldn't stop loling.

 

[Glassman]

Theres some funny ones in this thread. Makes wonder how many are just the guest fooling around. Ive purposly said some stupid stuff just to lighten the mood sometimes or to see if the employee would catch on and reply with something funny. It kinda sucks when they take you seriously and have nothing to say.

 

[snoman]

So, so many, I'll try to remember some recent ones:

1. At Animal Kingdom Lodge, "excuse me, where is the area where we can feed the gorillas?"
2. HHN- in line for holidays of horror house-"How long of a ride is this? Does it go upside down?"
3. HHN-"why aren't they doing the fear factor show tonight?"
4. HHN-"3 hurricanes and beer make for a hell of a crazy run through the in-between" oh wait, I may have said that one....

 

[TSSD]

3. HHN-"why aren't they doing the fear factor show tonight?"

:bang:

 

[U-Phone]

my friend was so stupid, "hey, dude what time is the 10 o clock parade?"



and then there was a time before the big refurb at PotC and someone asked when they were coming off the ride "and where the hell was Jack Sparrow? I thought the movie was based on the ride."



oh and the one that made me laugh was at Epcot "aren't China and Japan the same country?"

ound:

 

[rhino4evr]

I asked a co-worker what they did this weekend, and they said "We went to Disney", so I said, "Cool, what park", and her response was "Disney World" So I said, "you mean the Magic Kingdom?" and got a blank stare. "The park with the castle?" and she looked confused and walked away. Guess, I'll never know if she even visited a park or just drove around in circles for a while looking at the street signs unsure where to go.

 

[U-Phone]

omg, this one:

me and my mom are walking out of an amazing ride of DINOSAUR and a mother and her two kids walk by and she is like "look kids! a Dinosaur show!"

 

[April]

I was in line for either Nightingales or The Thing and people were trying to figure out what Dragon Challenge was. One said it was the Hulk and the other said it was Rockit. I tried to correct them, but they wouldn't listen, lol.

 

[MechaTeddy417]

3. HHN-"why aren't they doing the fear factor show tonight?"

Looks like FFL has its own fanbase.... :look:

 

[rooney08josh]

HHN - At the end of the queue for Winter's Night I was asked:

"Is this Harry Potter or The Thing?"

:stunned:

 

[Jakemeister]

It was Harry Potter, duh.

 

[Cwoolboy]

On one of my trips to HHN I went with one of my college pals. Unfortunately he does not enjoy chainsaws and was freaking out in the queue to Saw N Steam: Into The Machine. This led him to ask one of the most stupid questions I've ever heard anyone ask in HHN.

Him: Is this scary?
Cast Member: *confused look* Yes.

I seriously face-palmed and proceeded to ruthlessly point out his serious lapse in logic.

Me: :bang: DUDE, this is Halloween HORROR nights.

 

[Vyrus]

Just heard this one at my office, and its probably the most clueless thing I ever heard.....that Walt Disney was a Satanist, and this was their proof.....ound:

 

[kimlovesfl]

"Is this ride dangerous?" (yes, yes it is, people die and lose limbs every day....I wish I could have said that).

"Does Jaws go upside down?"