So after seeing a video of Harmonious, time to see how Enchantment is. *One DIS video later*
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I think Angela Bassett did a fine job with narrating, granted it's a role which I haven't encountered any bad ones, but she worked nicely for me. An unlike Harmonious, this one has a original song to try tying things together. Credit where credit is due on that.
Now that the good stuff is out of the way....
GURLLLL
There was something I kept repeated as I was watching the show, and that was "For the love of god, FOCUS." . I know I said Harmonious was chaotic and disorganized at points, but this is chaotic x10 as I had a lot of trouble making out what was on the projections due to a lot of the images being lost in a sea of garish colors and designs. I never had this issue with HEA, you can easily make out what was going on in the castle. But with Enchantment, I dang near gave up trying to figure out what was being shown. It doesn't help that due to the lack of pyro, one's focus has to go to the castle and those issues are all the more glaring.
Speaking of images, it felt like there was no rhyme or reason for what was being shown. That was painfully apparent in the "Villains" segment where it felt like it was showing more of the heroes in danger than the actual. villains. themselves. All of it to a murky cloud, the castle doesn't even get destroyed which is a very striking visual.
As for the audio, I wasn't really feeling a lot of arrangements. A lot of it came off really mellow, which doesn't feel right for a MK nighttime show, let alone a 50th Anniversary show. There was also a strange amount of reliance on Moana songs, like they're trying to make this the next Frozen by their own will.
When it came to the pyro, it felt lacking compared to HEA. There was a smidge of getting playful with syncing with Elsa in one bit, but that was about it. There was no surprisingly fun moments like pyro getting shot off from the front of the castle. Overall it felt like there was just less than HEA.
An that sums up the whole show, for as chaotic the projections, arrangements etc. are, it's just less. It's trying to be HEA and to an extent, Wishes...but it's neither. It's not even close to them.
That pretty much sums up my...wait, I'm not finished. *Set's drink down a la' Asia O'Hara*.
The tinkerbell flyover. That is a guaranteed crowd-gasping moment in Wishes and Happily Ever After. You just can't miss with that, and yet...THEY MISSED. It comes off so randomly there's no impact. Just a "Oh, there she is..." How do you screw up a moment like that?! Admittedly the answer is painfully clear, when you make a surefire moment miss like that, the show itself is a whiff.
An calling a MK firework show a Whiff is something I'm just not used to. I liked Wishes, but when it had to go I felt it was time for something new. Happily Ever After was a fantastic replacement, so for that to only last 3-4 years before announced as Permanently Replaced and replaced with *this*...while Harmonious left me disappointed in a "well that's a shame" kind of way...Enchanted left me bitter as F. This is not the kind of nighttime show you put out for your 50th. HEA with a 50th tag would've fit the bill far more.
I've seen some folks saying elsewhere that people are going to miss this show whenever it ends just like when Happily Ever After ended and Wishes beforehand. To that I say a show has to be good in order for that to happen. Enchantment simply isn't.