This is my first post about HHN29 - so hi everyone! I read this and literally laughed out loud - "jazz cigarette". Sorry if this is an oldie, but I've not heard that one before. Hilarious!
Also, I'd LOVE for Creepshow to make it to HHN, but it would have to be based on the original movie. It's a classic. I'd also love IT, but as King says - "wish in one hand, poop in the other - see which fills up first".
EDIT - my apologies on my faux pas.. LOL. My first post, and it gets edited by a Moderator. I was giving a literal quote from Mr King not thinking about language. I was unaware of the sensitivity for that here. Sorry.