The Old HHN 30 Speculation Thread (2020)

[TheCodeMan95]

I have some magnetic nipples, and a killing of two co-eds by bashing their sleeping bag enclosed bodies against a tree that would like to disagree with you.

Jason X is a major guilty pleasure, I must admit.

 

[Legacy]

Wow, that eliminates several of our major guesses.

It does. I’m feeling magnanimous.

 

[JJ591]

I have some magnetic nipples, and a killing of two co-eds by bashing their sleeping bag enclosed bodies against a tree that would like to disagree with you.

For me, Jason X was easily the most FUN of all the F13 films. Amazing kills in that movie. The sleeping bags sure, but the cryofreeze kill was epic too.

 

[rageofthegods]

For me, Jason X was easily the most FUN of all the F13 films. Amazing kills in that movie. The sleeping bags sure, but the cryofreeze kill was epic too.

Jason X and Jason 6 were the only Friday movies that knew what they were. Like a good AHS season. FvJ had some great highlights but damn that town conspiracy plot was kinda boring.

 

[JJ591]

NEW GUESS (because I'm quarantined and bored and trying to keep my mind off being quarantined and bored, so apologies):

* Giant Platypus
* According to this article, scientific name of giant platypus (Obdurodon tharalkooschild ) partly comes from a story called Indigenous Australian Dreamtime (Giant toothed platypus roamed Australia › News in Science (ABC Science))
* The FULL name of the book is "Gadi Mirrabooka: Australian Aboriginal Tales from the Dreaming"
* Couldn't find any connection with Mirrabooka, but the name "Gadi" produced a Director named "Gadi Harel"
* Gadi Harel directed a movie called Deadgirl (2008)
* Deadgirl starred Shiloh Fernandez
* Shiloh Fernandez played David in the remake of Evil Dead
* A new Evil Dead movie appears to be in the works (A New 'Evil Dead' Movie Is Coming)
* GUESS: A house involving Evil Dead


NOTE: * Evil Dead itself last appeared at HHN in 2013, but showed up as Ash vs Evil Dead in 2017. But it's an Anniversary year, so anything is possible.

 

[TheCodeMan95]

Jason X and Jason 6 were the only Friday movies that knew what they were. Like a good AHS season. FvJ had some great highlights but damn that town conspiracy plot was kinda boring.

I need an F13 compilation house that knows what it is. Goofy dialogue, crazy kills, and a lot of Jason.

 

[OhHaiInternet95]

So Haunting, Beetlejuice, Creepshow, and Bride appear to be the four most likely IPs right now.

I would be completely okay with substantially cutting the scarezone budget this year if need be.

 

[rageofthegods]

So Haunting, Beetlejuice, Creepshow, and Bride appear to be the four most likely IPs right now.

I would be completely okay with substantially cutting the scarezone budget this year if need be.

Cutting the scarezone budget even more from last year, oofers.

 

[Oakley]

So Haunting, Beetlejuice, Creepshow, and Bride appear to be the four most likely IPs right now.

I would be completely okay with substantially cutting the scarezone budget this year if need be.

This really makes me hope that Beetlejuice is a house. How else will we have a gorgeous sandworm?

 

[ModDesigner23]

So Haunting, Beetlejuice, Creepshow, and Bride appear to be the four most likely IPs right now.

I would be completely okay with substantially cutting the scarezone budget this year if need be.

Add Sabrina to the mix too.

 

[BoSoxFan1022]

Add Sabrina to the mix too.

Why? There’s been no evidence of Sabrina, just speculation

 

[OhHaiInternet95]

Add Sabrina to the mix too.

Would be an...interesting lineup to say the least. How family friendly is Sabrina? It is TV-14 but doesn’t have the best ratings on Common Sense Media, so that’s good.

 

[Andromeda]

This really makes me hope that Beetlejuice is a house. How else will we have a gorgeous sandworm?

Maybe they can make a Beetlejuice boozy beverage with gummie sandworm coming out!

 

[ModDesigner23]

Why? There’s been no evidence of Sabrina, just speculation

What do you mean evidence?

Would be an...interesting lineup to say the least. How family friendly is Sabrina? It is TV-14 but doesn’t have the best ratings on Common Sense Media, so that’s good.

I haven’t seen the show so I have no idea.

 

[Legacy]

EDIT - Wrong quote.

 

[RevFreako]

I have some magnetic nipples, and a killing of two co-eds by bashing their sleeping bag enclosed bodies against a tree that would like to disagree with you.

Magnetic nipples win. That's just math talking to you

 

[OhHaiInternet95]

Alright, gonna take a probably wrong method guess--not enough steps I don't think:

Platypus is from Australia. Miranda Otto (aka Eowyn!), who is from Australia, is on Sabrina.

 

[BoSoxFan1022]

What do you mean evidence?

I mean there’s been no clue or real discussion about it, at least not that I’ve seen.

 

[OhHaiInternet95]

I mean there’s been no clue or real discussion about it, at least not that I’ve seen.

Both it and Hill House were predicted in HHN 365's podcast. Granted they also predicted Candyman, Conjuring and H5. But 2 for 5 ain't bad in a year where we didn't automatically know any of the houses beforehand.

Maybe they try to replace a property with something more in-house?

Anyway, here's a maybe more accurate guess (more steps):

"Giant platypus" is known as the duck billed platypus.

A quote from author Terry Pratchett: "We may even find out why the duck filled platypus is."

Terry Pratchett wrote a two-part television film called Going Postal.

Richard Coyle starred in Going Postal.

Richard Coyle is also in Sabrina.

 

[Legacy]

I mean there’s been no clue or real discussion about it, at least not that I’ve seen.

There’s a lot of stuff that’s been rumored but not discussed.


I’ll say this, even before the pandemic, the event most of you expected is not the event you were most likely to get.