Get your point, but theres possibility for nuance. Do I think they COULD have a restaurant called “Monster’s Cafe” in the new land? Sure. Will they, no idea. Are they going to name the Creature ride, “Creature: Jaws 2 Escape from Electric Boogaloo.” No.
We are seeing Universal embrace fan culture/nostalgia. See the new merchandising locations, the AP ad, etc. We typically see some clever nod to past attractions, but that is based on replacements. FF, Mummy, Simpsons, Diagon all have a little referential inside joke.
All this to say, I stand by my original post. I don’t believe Monsters land will be themed to a parking lot/roadside attraction or that this idea will be over engineered. I keep drawing the comparison to “Muggles getting a tour of Hogwarts.” We know they’ll lean into monster’s lore, and if a restaurant/facade has the name Monster’s Cafe on it, I don’t think it’ll destroy the integrity of the land.