Ring Announcer: "Hello Everybody! Welcome to "Theme Park Battle Royale 2014!!!" (Pause for applause). "In this corner, fighting for Team Disney, all the way from Storybook Forest, we have The Seven Dwarfs!" (Pause for applause). "You know the guys, the ones shacked up with that smokin' hotty up in that cabin in the woods? Huh huh, wouldn't you love a well placed web cam? Am I right?"
"Well, moving on. Over in this corner, fighting for Team Universal, we have 6 Goblins and a Dragon from Gringott's Bank!" (Pause for applause) "Oh, my! Look at the size of that dragon. I'll tell ya, it's not looking good for the Dwarfs. Hopefully they brought along some of that famous "Disney Magic", they are definitely gonna need it. Ok, so Heeerrrreee Weeee Goooooo!"
"DING!"
(Massive blast of flames)
Ring Announcer: "Annnddd Itttt'sss OOVVVEERRR!!!!" Oh that's ugly.........can we get someone in here to clean that up?"
"Well, congratulation Universal Orlando on another fine effort."
"Be sure to tune in next week. We have a special In-Park Civil War brewing for you. Kermit and the gang are training up to take on Lord Vader and the entire Galactic Empire. This will be EPIC! See ya' then!.