Hey, how about just music and dance? Some sort of Weird Al type musical dance show....like the ‘do you wanna eat a snow cone’...it could still be parades, but in song, it might not offend....
I mean, does anyone ever listen to the lyrics people like Neil Diamond or whoever have had commercial success with??
What’s that tune Cracking Rose or something....think about what he is singing about...what is she? A store bought women...what material crackles?