PS: Mike, the first part of your post is an autocorrect bundle of hilarity
My worst and I've had a few including getting into a fist fight at the MK, busting my ass in Busch Gardens, falling over in Epcot and so on. But the worst was when I was in line Honey I Shrunk the Audience at Epcot. We had just had dinner at the Biergarten and was stuffed!! My now wife wanted to do this show one last time before the fireworks as it was her and my mom's favorite. In the large room before the actual theater, you the know the one where you all stand in close proximity to one another and there really isn't any order? Anyways as I'm standing there with my wife and my family waiting for the preshow to end so I can get into the theater, this immense stabbing pain hits my lower stomach. A fierce sweat came over me and I knew within 2.9 seconds I had a problem. Everyone here knows what I'm talking about to.
So as I stood hoping not to **** my pants in a crowd I thought it was in my best interest to relieve some of the pressure I was experiencing. So I ever so gently tore ass silently mind you and INSTANTLY FELT BETTER. But in exchange for relief of myself I inadvertently put everyone else's lives at risk. Folks not trying to be gross but when I farted it was one that burned on the way out, and you know what I'm talking about.
Within seconds a fog was dispersed and I remained motionless knowing that any second the unsuspecting crowd was going to be hit with a ass blast of bratwerst and sauerkraut. The smell was horrid, I mean people were gagging. As I stood there in this dark theater I knew if I blended in I was going to get with dropping the bomb in a crowded tourist filled room. As I think to myself alright I did it I got away with it, my now wife looks over at me in disgust knowing that aroma from previous attacks. And yells OH MY GOD you farted!! My mouth and heart sank!! People were pointing, thats the guy he did it!! I was so embarrassed I walked out of the theater and people clapped as I left. It was terrible. Still waiting for the day to get my wife back...
My worst and I've had a few including getting into a fist fight at the MK, busting my ass in Busch Gardens, falling over in Epcot and so on. But the worst was when I was in line Honey I Shrunk the Audience at Epcot. We had just had dinner at the Biergarten and was stuffed!! My now wife wanted to do this show one last time before the fireworks as it was her and my mom's favorite. In the large room before the actual theater, you the know the one where you all stand in close proximity to one another and there really isn't any order? Anyways as I'm standing there with my wife and my family waiting for the preshow to end so I can get into the theater, this immense stabbing pain hits my lower stomach. A fierce sweat came over me and I knew within 2.9 seconds I had a problem. Everyone here knows what I'm talking about to.
So as I stood hoping not to **** my pants in a crowd I thought it was in my best interest to relieve some of the pressure I was experiencing. So I ever so gently tore ass silently mind you and INSTANTLY FELT BETTER. But in exchange for relief of myself I inadvertently put everyone else's lives at risk. Folks not trying to be gross but when I farted it was one that burned on the way out, and you know what I'm talking about.
Within seconds a fog was dispersed and I remained motionless knowing that any second the unsuspecting crowd was going to be hit with a ass blast of bratwerst and sauerkraut. The smell was horrid, I mean people were gagging. As I stood there in this dark theater I knew if I blended in I was going to get with dropping the bomb in a crowded tourist filled room. As I think to myself alright I did it I got away with it, my now wife looks over at me in disgust knowing that aroma from previous attacks. And yells OH MY GOD you farted!! My mouth and heart sank!! People were pointing, thats the guy he did it!! I was so embarrassed I walked out of the theater and people clapped as I left. It was terrible. Still waiting for the day to get my wife back...
When I was six years old, I was at Curious George Goes to Town standing under the water bucket. The force of the water was so strong it took my pants and underwear down with it. I had never felt more embarrassed in my entire life.
My worst and I've had a few including getting into a fist fight at the MK, busting my ass in Busch Gardens, falling over in Epcot and so on. But the worst was when I was in line Honey I Shrunk the Audience at Epcot. We had just had dinner at the Biergarten and was stuffed!! My now wife wanted to do this show one last time before the fireworks as it was her and my mom's favorite. In the large room before the actual theater, you the know the one where you all stand in close proximity to one another and there really isn't any order? Anyways as I'm standing there with my wife and my family waiting for the preshow to end so I can get into the theater, this immense stabbing pain hits my lower stomach. A fierce sweat came over me and I knew within 2.9 seconds I had a problem. Everyone here knows what I'm talking about to.
So as I stood hoping not to **** my pants in a crowd I thought it was in my best interest to relieve some of the pressure I was experiencing. So I ever so gently tore ass silently mind you and INSTANTLY FELT BETTER. But in exchange for relief of myself I inadvertently put everyone else's lives at risk. Folks not trying to be gross but when I farted it was one that burned on the way out, and you know what I'm talking about.
Within seconds a fog was dispersed and I remained motionless knowing that any second the unsuspecting crowd was going to be hit with a ass blast of bratwerst and sauerkraut. The smell was horrid, I mean people were gagging. As I stood there in this dark theater I knew if I blended in I was going to get with dropping the bomb in a crowded tourist filled room. As I think to myself alright I did it I got away with it, my now wife looks over at me in disgust knowing that aroma from previous attacks. And yells OH MY GOD you farted!! My mouth and heart sank!! People were pointing, thats the guy he did it!! I was so embarrassed I walked out of the theater and people clapped as I left. It was terrible. Still waiting for the day to get my wife back...
PMSL @ HTF love it, still LOLing now, although remind me on the meet to steer clear after you had a beer and a Krusty. :rofl:
Would love to hear about the MK fist fight or maybe thats one to chew the fat over in a few weeks time.