Clueless Guests Quotes

[Vyrus]

Walt Disney World feels our pain (yes, this is real; courtesy of @al3xg):

I think this new design is brilliant and a great way to target fans. Too good.

I WANT THIS SHIRT! OMG this is the greatest Disney shirt EVER :happy:

 

[Tbad556]

But wait, there's more! This is the shirt next to the 3:00 parade one, from @MagicCityMayhem:

 

[mantaguy]

Walking through Uni parking garages, going into the parks, "So the Harry Potter thing's not here?" "Nope."

 

[Obi Ubamba]

Conversation between DC employee and guest:

guest: What kind of ride is Harry Potter?
Employee: Its alot like Spiderman.
Guest: What kind of ride is Spiderman?
Employee: Dark ride.
Guest: Whats a dark ride?

 

[GrahamSHAZAM]

Just got back from Disney. Man, I heard a few good things today...

"Everyone must be here to see Harry Potter or something."

"Why is Star Trek Wars closed?"

While waiting in a long line for the tram to leave Hollywood Studios...
Guy: Why the hell is that tram dropping off those people first?
Girl: Because those people are coming from the parking lot and going into the park.
Guy: But there's barely anyone on it! Can't it just come around and let us all on first? It doesn't make any sense!

 

[mantaguy]

Leave it to Facebook users to take a terrible event and make it hilarious.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/UniversalOrlandoResort/posts/169410216435279?notif_t=like

 

[TSSD]

Leave it to Facebook users to take a terrible event and make it hilarious.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/UniversalOrlandoResort/posts/169410216435279?notif_t=like

Only on Facebook.

 

[JokerMan0925]

Today... At Universal Florida,
This guy with his kid asked me what section of the park the Hulk ride was in. I said that is at Islands of Adventure. He goes, we are at Islands of Adventure. I say, no, you are at Universal Studios Florida. He goes, yes, isn't that where Islands of Adventure is? I say, no, that is next door. He goes, ohhhh, at Disney. And I just directed him to a TM by Rockit!

 

[GrahamSHAZAM]

Leave it to Facebook users to take a terrible event and make it hilarious.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/UniversalOrlandoResort/posts/169410216435279?notif_t=like

I was looking through these yesterday. haha!
My favorite was "how can a fire happen on a water ride in the middle of winter"

 

[Rock'nRoller]

Today... At Universal Florida,
This guy with his kid asked me what section of the park the Hulk ride was in. I said that is at Islands of Adventure. He goes, we are at Islands of Adventure. I say, no, you are at Universal Studios Florida. He goes, yes, isn't that where Islands of Adventure is? I say, no, that is next door. He goes, ohhhh, at Disney. And I just directed him to a TM by Rockit!

:rofl: :rep: for knowing what to do.

EDIT: It's not the fact the person said something, it's the fact someone had to say it to him:

[video=youtube;AbVuux8e7N0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbVuux8e7N0[/video]

 

[mantaguy]

^ ound: I feel bad for the other people in the show with that guy.

 

[MechaTeddy417]

Not Stupid Guests Quotes, but how about Stupid Guests Videos?

I would hate to be on CITH with these girls...

[video=youtube;peR5Ro7TSyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peR5Ro7TSyM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Oh, and here's a classic.

[video=youtube;ZAqX3a385Qs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAqX3a385Qs&feature=player_embedded[/video]

 

[Rock'nRoller]

I would hate to be on CITH with these girls...

I can't agree with you more. :rofl:

 

[D4n]

I hate for this to be my first post on here but... those girls are SO ANNOYING!

From my holiday in August this year.
*outside Harry Potter ride. Queue board reads 90 minutes.*
Moron 1: *Looks at queue board* How long's the queue?
Moron 2 (His Wife): 900 Minutes
Moron 1: Shall we queue?
Moron 2: Yeah, that's not too bad, it'll only get longer.

 

[mantaguy]

I hate for this to be my first post on here but... those girls are SO ANNOYING!

From my holiday in August this year.
*outside Harry Potter ride. Queue board reads 90 minutes.*
Moron 1: *Looks at queue board* How long's the queue?
Moron 2 (His Wife): 900 Minutes
Moron 1: Shall we queue?
Moron 2: Yeah, that's not too bad, it'll only get longer.

Aw, that's only 15 hours, not too bad!

 

[StarTrekGeek]

I would hate to be on CITH with these girls...

[video=youtube;peR5Ro7TSyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peR5Ro7TSyM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

:rofl: ound: Ditto! :rep:

 

[Rock'nRoller]

I hate for this to be my first post on here but... those girls are SO ANNOYING!

From my holiday in August this year.
*outside Harry Potter ride. Queue board reads 90 minutes.*
Moron 1: *Looks at queue board* How long's the queue?
Moron 2 (His Wife): 900 Minutes
Moron 1: Shall we queue?
Moron 2: Yeah, that's not too bad, it'll only get longer.

:doh: And the failed in math award goes to...

 

[Frogki]

I would hate to be on CITH with these girls...

[video=youtube;peR5Ro7TSyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peR5Ro7TSyM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Notice towards the end the ride operator started to say "Hey guys if you stick your hands out anymore" and then it cut off. The girls kept sticking their hands out, hmm, wonder what caused the ride to stop xD...

 

[damond.themeparks]

I heard a real winner...

In Dec in the Animation area at DHS that The Incredibles are in...

Moron Numero Uno: "Look honey, the Unbelievables!"

Moron Numero Dos: "Oh yeah, look!"

Me: ::quickly shifts head in the direction of this horrid statement, squints up face in disgust:: "WHAT?!"

O my god that was so funny to me!! I can't believe they said that!

 

[StarTrekGeek]

My mistake, I merged two of these idiotic comments together. Here are the originals.

http://disboards.com/showpost.php?p=22128620&postcount=2781

http://disboards.com/showpost.php?p=22147872&postcount=2788

They actually have a very looooooooooong thread on the DIS that is full of these kinds of comments.