Today in USF.
A family walking past Richters Burger restaurant...
Dad (Looking at map).. "OK, they have The Mummy and Twister. I dunno what they are, oh wait, Mummy is a show, Twister is.... I dunno what Twister is, probably a coaster."
One of the kids. "Cool, can we ride the twister Dad?"
Dad.. "Sure."
Me: Face palm.