JoeCamel
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Must be hungover or a parody, nothing is right. Dark ride = closed ride???Definitely not for Deadline... A super reputable Hollywood news source.
Must be hungover or a parody, nothing is right. Dark ride = closed ride???Definitely not for Deadline... A super reputable Hollywood news source.
Lucky the Dinosaur 2.0?
Lucky the Dinosaur 2.0?
Lucky actually briefly came to the parks.
Don't get me started about Lucky! :grin:
How many failures did Joe Rohde have in this particular park alone? I count at least four.
Lots o peeps love him but he's a fraud:
Lucky the Dinosaur 2.0?
I look at Animal Kingdom as a unit and it's tough to dismiss his vision
As far as Lucky goes, that was a relatively new tech that could have easily been a person in a costume
Don't get me started about Lucky! :grin:
How many failures did Joe Rohde have in this particular park alone? I count at least four.
Lots o peeps love him but he's a fraud:
Damn bros been hating on this man for 6 yearsWe don't need to relitigate this.
Unfortunately, we'll probably never see more than one or two new attractions, not just replacements, in AK. It's just not in it's DNA since it's a hybrid zoo/theme park. We've never spent more than six or seven hoursYeah, like Muppet Mobile Lab. It looked great for the few times it was there but non of these very expensive hobby projects where a stayer. I always dreamed of a Muppets meet and greet, talking with Kermit and Piggy would have made my day the same you can talk to Donkey or the shrunken head at Universal.
Going back to AK, it needs at least 10 new quality rides/attraction to make this park finally worth a day visit.
Yeah, like Muppet Mobile Lab. It looked great for the few times it was there but non of these very expensive hobby projects where a stayer. I always dreamed of a Muppets meet and greet, talking with Kermit and Piggy would have made my day the same you can talk to Donkey or the shrunken head at Universal.
Going back to AK, it needs at least 10 new quality rides/attraction to make this park finally worth a day visit.
Unfortunately, we'll probably never see more than one or two new attractions, not just replacements, in AK. It's just not in it's DNA since it's a hybrid zoo/theme park. We've never spent more than six or seven hours
in AK. There's not much to do, besides the zoo stuff. And zoo stuff, has low repeatability. Beautiful park, but that combination of theme park/zoo is problematic when it comes to balancing costs/profit.
But, that's the problem. It's presented as, and partially budgeted, as a modern day zoo (like Cinn. or SD open area zoos). Expensive to maintain all of those animals and animal areas. Less budget available for what we would consider theme park attractions. Being from Cincy, you probably recall the animal safari that occupied a large area of King's Island park, and AK's animal areas, and animals are many multiples of that. KI got rid of that a long time ago. AK, for all intents and purposes is a full fledged hybrid theme park. I don't think they have any intent to ever have a large number of ride type attractions.It's not a zoo. Not a zoo. Sheesh.
Actually, I have wondered how much more they can add and if the rides bother the animals. Everest is far enough away from Safari but I still wonder this. Of course, the animals probably get used to it and ignore the humans who don't have something to eat.
But, that's the problem. It's presented as, and partially budgeted, as a modern day zoo (like Cinn. or SD open area zoos). Expensive to maintain all of those animals and animal areas. Less budget available for what we would consider theme park attractions. Being from Cincy, you probably recall the animal safari that occupied a large area of King's Island park, and AK's animal areas, and animals are many multiples of that. KI got rid of that a long time ago. AK, for all intents and purposes is a full fledged hybrid theme park. I don't think they have any intent to ever have a large number of ride type attractions.
They had a Jungle Book show when the park opened, it was so bad it got canceled within a year.I agree. Was just teasing you as I made the zoo comment once and was told "it's not a zoo!!" Heck, they now have a show focusing on the animal care at Animal Kingdom that basically mirrors The Zoo, Secrets of the Zoo, and others. I loved that safari ride but the animals kept getting out which is mostly why it's gone. Although, if you go to Jungle Jims grocery in Fairfield, OH, you can see the original monorail and trains (they use them for special events like weddings).
They have put themselves into a tough position. If Animal Kingdom is an animal park, they have keep the animals in the forefront. However, people don't want to spend $160 per day to see animals when they can go to a local zoo for a lot less in cost. A day at the Columbus Zoo or Cincinnati Zoo (which is Top 10 in the US) will run around $30/person, with approximately 1.5 million visitors annually. Animal Kingdom's animal presentation isn't that much better to justify the cost. So, it's a hybrid but then the rides should focus on nature or on animals. Well, that's not easy thematically if you're focused on IP insertion. The Jungle Book is okay and Moana, though a stretch, is okay. I figure that Disney will start stretching thematic consistency just like they did with Epcot and, before long, the animals will be a distant second place to the rides.