This story contains a quote directly from Disney that I found interesting:
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Pertinent quote (emphasis mine):
"We look forward to sharing more about the finale to the
enhanced storyline and final scene very soon."
Either that's Disney just being Disney (hyping/overhyping everything), or these new touches are going to drive more of the ride than we might have thought (and some of us might have hoped).
And this is an important distinction: Jungle Cruise has never been a ride that's personally meant much of anything to me (beyond appreciating its "classic" status). It's just very difficult to go into these attractions that were designed 60 years ago, snip and trim and alter things, and make the whole still feel organic, hence this new "storyline" structure that is being applied to a ride that, frankly, doesn't need to have one. Because the whole conceit of it from the very beginning (read: visit these great rivers of the world from multiple continents) is nonsensical on its face.
It's just an excuse for
us to go on a goofy journey.
One of the most baffling things with the redhead scene is that a much, much (MUCH) better version of it is
right there within reach. One that could retain several of the iconic original lines of dialogue, give the scene a structure with a pay-off, and make Redd an actual badass pirate not to be trifled with: have Redd be so distracting to the drunk bums at the auction that the auctioneer can't get anywhere with them, they shout the iconic "We wants the redhead," and then she fires a warning shot at them to put them in their place.
It's such an obvious thing that multiple people across multiple message boards were suggesting it from pretty much the very day the new scene debuted.