Clueless Guests Quotes

[YETI PINTRADER]

I was walking by the Dueling Dragons enterance and I heard someone say about the HP construction "are they building something new?"

 

[Brian G.]

"I don't want to go to new Universal Studios, let's go to old Universal Studios".

They were referring to Islands of Adventure....

 

[The_Bled]

Where's Alfred Hitchcock at? No joke.

 

[Drew]

Overheard Sunday night at Epcot..

"Which way to Disney Kingdom?"

 

[loribelle]

sometime last week at HHN, i heard a lady ask an employee with a cart of various glowing items where jaws was.

she was standing right in front of a giant shark. hmmmm. where could it be?

 

[Jakemeister]

"No wonder the wait is long. They've all been on break."

 

[Brian G.]

Standing on a bridge by Cinderella's Castle.

Person #1 - "Isn't this where the entrance to the Spider-Man ride used to be?"

Person #2 - "No, it was by Adventureland"

and I'm spent.

 

[DisneyFanKevin]

Today, at If I Ran the Zoo:

"I wonder if that Caro-Seuss-El thingie is a roller coaster."

 

[Brian G.]

I see your Roller Coaster and raise you:

Universal Employee - "These are Disney Tickets"

Simpleton #1 - "I know"

U.E. - "These don't get you into the park, this only gets you into Disney"

Simpleton #1 - "But I bought the Park Hopper feature, so it's all good"

U.E. "That only applies to Disney parks sir"

Simpleton's Wife - "We didn't pay that extra money for nothing, please let us into the
park"

U.E. - "You would have to buy Universal tickets in order to enter the park"

Simpleton #1 - "I would like to speak with your manager"

 

[rewster]

I see your Roller Coaster and raise you:

Universal Employee - "These are Disney Tickets"

Simpleton #1 - "I know"

U.E. - "These don't get you into the park, this only gets you into Disney"

Simpleton #1 - "But I bought the Park Hopper feature, so it's all good"

U.E. "That only applies to Disney parks sir"

Simpleton's Wife - "We didn't pay that extra money for nothing, please let us into the
park"

U.E. - "You would have to buy Universal tickets in order to enter the park"

Simpleton #1 - "I would like to speak with your manager"

God I would love to be the manager who had to step in on this.....

 

[Jakemeister]

That blows my story of me getting verbally harassed by guest because I was on break out of the water.

 

[The_Bled]

In line for the HHN house Dracula:

"Is this the house?"
"No." I replied.
"Yes it is, Where's the Vampire?!"

 

[DisneyFanKevin]

Today at Epcot:

Stupid Guest to Wife: "I know Tower of Terror is here somewhere, let me ask this employee.

Stupid Guest to CM: "Where is Tower of Terror?"

CM: "Tower of Terror is at Disney's Hollywood Studios, sir."

Stupid Guest to CM: "Quit moving rides around! I'm going back to Guest Relations to complain."

CM: "You do that, sir. Have a magical day."

 

[redfoxagent]

"what's a single rider?"

And of course my all time favorite.

"go get on the statue I'll take a picture"

 

[Brian G.]

Standing right next to the spooky looking house, right in front of the sign.

"Is this the Haunted Mansion?"

 

[redfoxagent]

Standing in front of the harry potter island construction sign:

"What are they building there?"

 

[DisneyFanKevin]

While in line for Haunted Mansion:

Idiotic Teenage Guest: "Haunted Mansion had the best 3D in this park!!!"

 

[TheDecemberists]

MY grandparents used to live about 30 minutes away from Disney World in a retirement community. Some of their friends went to Magic Kingdom for the first time...

They payed for their tickets and entered the park. After realizing that Disney World apparently only consisted of gift shops, they turned around and went back home...

 

[The_Bled]

MY grandparents used to live about 30 minutes away from Disney World in a retirement community. Some of their friends went to Magic Kingdom for the first time...

They payed for their tickets and entered the park. After realizing that Disney World apparently only consisted of gift shops, they turned around and went back home...

 

[DisneyFanKevin]

Passing the Christmas tree in World Showcase:

"Is that tree in 3D??"