Clueless Guests Quotes

[Brian G.]

If any of you follow our Twitter/Facebook you may have seen this.

Riding Kilimanjaro Safaris at AK, as we pass by the animals, the girl behind us says "These animals aren't real!". They had a few other doozies that had me questioning their education throughout the entire ride. Another one was "Why are they making this look like Africa? It's Florida." and "Why do poachers want Elephants? They want ivory tusks"

 

[DisneyFanKevin]

Tonight at Epcot, a male teenage cheerleader was referring to Maelstrom:

"Hey guys, let's go ride Molestrom!"

 

[The_Bled]

If any of you follow our Twitter/Facebook you may have seen this.

Riding Kilimanjaro Safaris at AK, as we pass by the animals, the girl behind us says "These animals aren't real!". They had a few other doozies that had me questioning their education throughout the entire ride. Another one was "Why are they making this look like Africa? It's Florida." and "Why do poachers want Elephants? They want ivory tusks"

What on Earth is wrong with people. Its obviously illegal to poach, Animal Kingdom has real Animals on their reserve, and without my obvious emotions the 'chicken' came before the egg. That's it, I wan't every single fiber of my being back.

Jake = win.

 

[Latveria]

After getting off Doctor Doom's Fearfall "Wow they really ruined the terror tower ride, why did they get rid of the building?!"
I facepalmed.

 

[SpyderDan]

After getting off Doctor Doom's Fearfall "Wow they really ruined the terror tower ride, why did they get rid of the building?!"
I facepalmed.

Haha wow, that's pretty bad.

 

[TheDecemberists]

I found a website about a travel agent's experiences with stupid customers... one of them was furious that they couldn't see the ocean from their hotel..... in Orlando.....

 

[Harry Fan]

Someone asked is Jurassic Park a water ride. Why don't they just move Dinosaur(the ride in AK) to Jurassic Park since they are both based on dinosours. Not only was the person oblivious to the difference between Disney and Universal but they also thought that for some reason there was a Primeval Whirl ride in Jurassic Park. Which makes you wonder why Animal Kingdom, which was made after IOA, made a land themed to dinosaurs when there is already a dinosaur themed land in Orlando that is much better than the Disney one?

 

[Brian G.]

Actually, Dinoland opened in 1998. IOA opened in 1999.

 

[Harry Fan]

Really? anyway I think Disney's Animal Kingdom Dino area is pretty bad. I mean that ride that whips you around really should be torn down. They should take away all of Dinoland USA and make it Glacier Bay. Disney can't touch Jurrasic Park.

 

[Tbad556]

Yesterday while passing the Hard Rock Cafe:

Person 1: Where's the Hard Rock ride?
Person 2: You mean Rip Ride Rockit?
Person 1: No, the Hard Rock ride.

 

[The_Bled]

Yesterday while passing the Hard Rock Cafe:

Person 1: Where's the Hard Rock ride?
Person 2: You mean Rip Ride Rockit?
Person 1: No, the Hard Rock ride.

Lmfao!

 

[TheDecemberists]

Really? anyway I think Disney's Animal Kingdom Dino area is pretty bad. I mean that ride that whips you around really should be torn down. They should take away all of Dinoland USA and make it Glacier Bay. Disney can't touch Jurrasic Park.

Am I the only person on this freaking planet that actually likes Dinoland?!

 

[talfonso]

Universal has taken it upon themselves to help educate some of the guests we talk about here.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT! That's why I'm proud to live in FL, an hour or less near the parks! And I read a lot on them! :whoo:

 

[surfer941]

I have a quote but its not from a theme park but from Mote Marine.

Kid pointing at the stingrays: "Hey aren't those the things that electrocute you?"

 

[rewster]

Am I the only person on this freaking planet that actually likes Dinoland?!

Nope --- I love that area, personally. (Reading the backstory of the design makes it more interesting though, IMO).

 

[HulkSmash]

Standing outside the Incredible Hulk, "Does this ride go upside down?"

 

[duelingdragons12]

Standing outside the Incredible Hulk, "Does this ride go upside down?"

... What would make them think that? :shrug:

 

[TheDecemberists]

Nope --- I love that area, personally. (Reading the backstory of the design makes it more interesting though, IMO).

I have as well, and that is why I like it.

 

[Splatter]

Dinoland USA does get a lot of hate. It is not supposed to be Jurassic Park, it is an area that is the love and fascination americana has had with discovering dinos. The serious and scientific(countdown to extinction) to the wacky and profit running(Hester and Chester's) and spirit of discovery (the boneyard dig area)

Chalk me up as another person who likes it.

 

[duelingdragons12]

outside Dueling Dragons: "why cant we go to Harrypotter Land?" some people are really dumb.