I've noted this before, but I'd adore a WWE land/ride. I've thought about the general idea of what a ride would be like; I'm picturing a "SOMETHING GOES HORRIBLY WRONG" dark ride, but with the added plot benefit of having a reason to be in such a situation to start with. Here's what I'm thinking, as I pull it outta my ass on the fly:
You and your fellow riders have just been picked out for a very special upgrade to the WWE taping you've attended: you're invited to view the show by way of these "roving cameras", vehicles with cameras that can move more rigidly and much faster than a traditional cameraman (other than that one guy on
Maury). However, the world of WWE this ride takes place in takes the characters that the Superstars portray very seriously; they are still very human, true, but here, Brock Lesnar truly carries the strength of a great mythical beast and is very difficult to contain, and on this night, he has broken free from Paul Heyman, his associate-cum-handler, and is very quickly preparing to lay waste to Orlando! As the WWE Superstars gear up to take down Brock, we're along for the ride, capturing the footage; Mr. McMahon reasons that such footage would bring in ratings they've not seen before, so why let an event like this go to waste? Also, The Fiend either shows up or he gets a Halloween Horror Nights house, there's no inbetween.
Beyond that, I only have a couple other ideas for the ride:
1.) The vehicle itself. I am, admittedly, picturing a Spider-Man/Transformers vehicle, but I'm curious as to whether or not roller coaster portions could be included; as such, I propose a trackless vehicle that's able to guide itself onto a coaster track and latch on, or simply a variant on the original vehicles which operates on a coaster track. The outside of the vehicle would be themed to resemble a WWE commentary desk, which traditionally seats 2 or 3 but can seat 4. This is the best image I could find of one:
2.) I'd really fancy a show scene involving a recreation of a large arena achieved by eye tricks, physical sets, and so on. If it could be fit in, I'd love a bit here where you get rammed backwards into WWE's famous LED walls, as seen here (skip to 1:18):
...whew! I need to take a breather.