I appreciate all that, and you make a compelling case, but I primarily wish the coaster was going to be more hidden (i.e. themed to a higher degree than it appears it will be). There still appear to be some unknowns, but short of making it look like a wooden coaster (which would kind of be in-theme for what a medieval-era Viking town could theoretically build), it's not something that inherently has my interest. Fingers crossed for the rumored interior show scenes to make the cut.
MANDATORY DISCLAIMER: I'm sure it will be a fun coaster, and I hope everyone loves it. Just because I'm not majorly enthused about something doesn't mean anybody else shouldn't be. If anything, I'm envious of you.