"Ahhh the large castle to your left, folks? Well, that's Sleeping Beauty Castle! Walt Disney wanted a fantasy castle as an icon for the park, and at the same time named in Sleeping Beauty Castle to promote the then in production animated feature of Sleepi- *tram driver incoherently scolds the tour guide* OH! My bad, folks. Wrong park. You see, that's Hogwarts Castle, part of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter which will open in what seems like 15 years from now. Unlike our competitor's castle down the road, our castle will feature a state of the art multi-million dollar attraction inside based on the adventures of some boy wizard who everyone wants to kill for some reason, from one of our OTHER competitor studio's franchise."
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