None of these happened at a theme park, but working at a putt-putt golf company is pretty amusing.
Story #1
There is a main ticket booth at the complex. There is a short main path that nearly every guest uses to get to the booth, unless they parked far away. Beside this path is a sign that clearly displayed all prices. In addition, on either side of the ticket window is the exact same sign. I even saw some people look at the sign before asking. But, wouldn't you know it, at least three times a day I would have to answer "How much is it to play golf?"
Story #2
Customer: "Which course is better?"
Me (saying what we are required to say): "Neither course is better. They are both 18-holes, par 42, and you can see all the animals (statues) from either."
Customer: "...So which course is longer?"
Story #3
Customer: "We just got done playing golf and we noticed you let children six and under play free. Our daughter is six and y'all made us pay. We want a refund."
Me: "Actually, our policy is children under six play free."
Customer: "Yeah, what I said. Six."
(This also happened on numerous occasions, one time even resulting in a grown couple screaming at the manager and 'loitering' around the ticket booth for about two hours)
Story #4
Being the theme park geek I am, I really appreciate parks that go above and beyond in theming and landscaping. This golf course was no exception. It's a beautiful course, and I get offended when punk kids violate it. This particular group was whacking the foliage with their clubs. Later on, I saw the same kids walking through our life-size Gran Maze.
Customer: "Hey man, we're lost. How do we get to the blue tower (referring to Samoa, one of the four tropically-named checkpoints)?"
I totally pointed them out to the longest dead end in the course. Takes about twenty minutes to realize and return.
Story #5
Customer: "Two games of golf for me and my girlfriend. How much is it going to be?"
Me: "Well, it's actually cheaper if I give you the unlimited pass, which is good for everything on the complex until five o'clock tomorrow."
Customer: "Nah, we don't want to play that much. Just two games of golf for the two of us."
Me: "...Alright."