Ok, this is a number of guest quotes you can actually read as it is a trip report on another site. I got suckered into reading it as it was going to be their first trip to IOA. I thought that it would be interesting to hear their opinions. Remember, I just wanted to hear their opinions of IOA.
First three long paragraphs: Deciding when to go, prices, when to go, prices, husband didn't want to go. My precious daughter.
Fourth long paragraph: Making a decision to book and which hotel would be best. Reasons why. This one that one and difficult cause husband didn't like that one or this one. Daughter is so precious.
5,6, seventh long paragraphs: Flight, airports, grumpy husband, precious daughter.
eighth long paragraph: the hotel
ninth long paragraph: waking up.
tenth long paragraph: arriving at the park. getting tickets. slow to get in. husband over it.
eleventh SHORT paragraph: It was detailed and neat.
twelfth SHORT paragraph: Olivanders cute. husband hated line. husband hated that they are trying to sell wands, husband hated that they dump you into a store. precious daughter seemed to enjoy it.
thirteenth SHORT paragraph: Bathrooms and moaning myrtle.
fourteenth SHORT paragraph: FJ, my camera, my camera, my camera, we all thought the greenhouse was stupid... husband hated the wait. Just missed the three actors coming out and talking so we moved on. Details inside were nice.
15th LONG paragraph... our return home ad nauseum.
I ain't kidding... this is a real post on another website. And if you saw the accompanying pictures... the husband looks like a frumpy accountant and the "Most Uninteresting Man in the World". The mother looks like she was on happy meds. The daughter looks like she just arrived from a christian cult ranch.